Dear STC's
Well, I dont think i need to give an explanation on the above mentioned subject, as this term is widely known to all of us, especially the STC's, well for the sake of "Dummies like Shajahan & Thiru" who (still) does not know what this mean.
Here is a brief definition of the term - Kadalai means groundnut in english and this term is normally quoted under the context where a guy talks to a girl for a longer period of time on a subject which is (all the times) not at all relevant to the situation, environment or the individual.
So here we are going to see a typical kinda conversation between a guy and a girl, just to understand how to follow this technique to cover a figure.
CAUTION: Over dosage of Kadalai Podaradhu can be harmful to any relationship, so reduce the dosage as accordingly.
Here we go ...
He and she meets in a PVT, neither of them have not met before and this is their conversation. Our guy is excited about PVT a new STC id of this new gal and wanna impress (depress) her at the first sight, this is what i call "Kill at first sight ..." (mokka pottu kollaradhu)
Achoo: Hey!! I am achoo, Eppadi Errukeenga, you are Reena rite ?
Meera: Hi, i think you have mistaken, i am not Reena, i am Meera.
Achoo: Oh, i am terribly sorry, your text fontt actually resembles Reena and hence this confusion
Meera: Ah, thats ok, it happens
Achoo: Ya i know, you know what, i always get confused like this and have put myself in a spot many times.
Meera: Just nods ...
Achoo: Infact, not many people take this as light as you took, thats a very good quality, i like it
Meera: Just Types (LOL)
Achoo: Hope you didnt mistake me ? (expects a reply from her this time)
Meera: Not at all (Mission accomplished, so kept the frying pan over the stove, kadala varukarathuku thaan)
Achoo: Thats good!!! Have we met before in STC?
Meera: I dont think so
Achoo: Even i dont think we have met
Meera: (Tells herself) Appo enndha ezhavuku keta ??
Achoo: Being in this Chat Room, we meet lots of ppl and hence its obvious that we cant remember everyone na ?
Meera: ya
Achoo: When i was chating yesterday, i happend to mistake one of Freind as
"Shajahan" who was my ex chatter in other room, and was almost sure it was him, i gave a nice laugh in his PVT window, Then he replied me, i was shocked to see that it was not Shajahan, hahahahaha (Adhu joke aam, adhunaala ivaru sirikaraaraam, he now expects her to laugh for his *JOKE*)
Meera: Iyoo, thaangala (tells herself)
Achoo: Still LOL
Meera: Giving a blank Smile emote at him
Achoo: Did you ever had any such experiences like this ? (periya karan thaper ivaru, question ketkaraaru)
Meera: No
Achoo: Actually it would be very funny you know, if you get into such situations, hahaha (thirumbavum sirikaraaru)
Meera: Doesn't know what to do and how to get rid of this guy, so cursing herself for loging in and reply his PVT BLADEU.
Achoo: You know, Nethu I did not Eat. what do you think ?
Meera: I yet yesterday Full stomach
Achoo: I love cutty and chicken rice, now i am an addict. you seem to be an interesting character yaar
Meera: (tells herselff) iyooooooo, oru TSUNAMI vandhu indha naaya vaarikitu poida koodaadhaa
Achoo: But most of the girls dont like that me, may be because iam termed as "Gentleman's in this room" and not "Pulla Pudikaravan" hahahahaha (bayangaramaana joke aam, kachaa muchaa nu sirikaraaru namba hero)
Meera: No reaction whatsoever
Achoo: Infact there is a joke, i dont know whether you know this, there is a temple called MELMARUVATHOOR in tamil nadu and only FEMALE devotees throng that temple the most, and after seeing the increase in female devotees, the government has changed the name of that city as "FEMALE MARUVATHOOR" hahahahahahahahaha (he was damn sure that she will be ROTFL for this great joke)
Meera: Giving a blank stare
Achoo: I thought you dont follow the my conversation but it looks like you also dont follow jokes, hahahahaha (idhuvum joke aam, avarae solli sirikaraaru)
Meera: No Reaction
Achoo: But i know girls are like that, they dont enjoy jokes that much, you know what, i have a friend called Aakshaya, she is also like this, she never laughs for my jokes, hahahahahaha (ippo avan yaen sirichaan nu avanukae puriyala, loosu paya)
Meera: (tells herself) Oh ippo nee adikaradhelaam joke aa ? "Enna koduma saravanan idhu?"
Achoo: OK yaar, what else ? (iyaakae enna pesaradhu nu teriyala ippo)
Meera: Nothing
Achoo: Ya, since we are meeting for the first time there is nothing much to discuss, but i am sure you would have enjoyed this brief chat (ivarae, ivar olaralukku certificate kuduthukaraaru), it was a nice pass time na ?
Meera: Ya (vera ennatha solla mudiyum indha bladeu kitta)
Achoo: Good that you too enjoyed, i have never been so open to anyone, but somewhat i felt very close to you and hence shared all my thoughts, i think these kinds of relationships just happen, what do you say ?
Meera: Oh i c
Achoo: Infact you know, when i first joined my school in 1978, i was 3 yrs old
Meera: Aamaam, naanga elaam school serum boadhu 30 yrs old paaru (tells herself)
Achoo: I am a very shy kid at school, you wont believe, i wont open my mouth a bit, even for eating food, hahahahahaha (marupadiyum joke sollirukaaru la ... adhaan avarae sirichukaraaru) while laughing, our hero slipped his mobile on the floor and have to bend and then take it, once he took his mobile
Meera: WAS NOT THERE ...............
So, ippo neenga mela padicha conversation thaan, oru typical example for KADALA PODARADHU, paartheengalaa pin velaiva ? andha ponnu sollikaama kholaama oodi poachu, so kadala podaradhum, paarthu podanum
Hmmm, vera oru story oada apporam meet pannaraen ungala ... BFN
Cheers
!Lord Labaku Das
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